majer league Playoff Preview: Oakland A's

Atheltetics Ace Bartolo Cologne.

The impoverished oakland a's have once again made it in to the playoffs! this miracle team keeps wining despite the fact that the whole team's budget is only one milion dollars! there are a few secrets to the A's success.

Step One: billy beans.  Billy Beans is the genral manager of the swingin' a's and the master mind behind the atheletics success. if it wasnt for bily beans convincing players to sign for pennys on the dollar the Athletics would never be able to contend with division rival joggernuts like the angels and rangers. The financials strategy Beans implements for his team is called "moneyballs" which was made famous by a brad pit movie by the same name.

Step two: Bartolo Cologne.  This isn't a bottle of cologne, but it still smells as sweet when its the throwing strikes from the mound!  THis former cy young award winer was bribed out of retirement to pitch once more and he's been nothing but value by postign a 2.65 era!

Step 3: young boys.  Part of the reaosn the A's have been able to be so dang successful despite the fact that they are bankrupt and have to rent a football field to play baseball is that they have a bunch of healthy strong boys like Yones Sespaydes and Donald Josh.  These guys are young and eager to prove themselves worthy of the big bucks so not only are they cheap, but they are good with the bats!


Put this recipe together and you might be able to bake a victory cake in oakland!