Thursday, October 10, 2013

Marino Rivera's good bye spech


sports boys exclusive

bye sandman

after over 6,000 saves, all with the yankers, mario rivera has decided to hang up his cleats and his gloves and his hats and all of his rosin and his uniforms. One of our sports boys insider journalist spys was in the doug-out with Mo and the rest of tha yankos when mariono rivara said good bye to his fellow yanks. Here is the transcrinction of his speech.


"Dear friends in pinstripes


I’ve shared soups with you in Boston, crab in Baltimore, big sweet peaches in Georgia, and everything in between, all the way to California. I have a family at home now but you have been my family – a family of boys for over 25 years now. When I’m gone I hope you build a statue of me in my locker and carry on the legacy as I watch from my living room in Cuba. This will be the last time you see me. I love each and everyone of you."


VERY TOUCHING AND WE AT SPORTS BOYS GIVE MARIANO RIVERA A "GOOD LUCK AND WE'LL MISS YOU" SALUTE!

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Week 6 prevew: Green Pay Packers versus Baltrome Raven

"Giavme me that dang ball"-Packers

Its going to be a showdown to remmber as the Green And Gold Bay Packers take on that blamore Ravans in Baltimore this sunday.  This is going to be a chaleghe for the Pack because the Rayvens are no joke coming off of a year when they won it all, super bowl rings and lots of glory.  Qurarterback for the Ravins Joey Flocko said "if aaron thinks he can throw fiurther than me he has another thing coming because i can throw faster and harder and further"  to which aaron rogers tweeted "he can throw far but i bet his aim stinks :) "  Wide Reciever Jamie Johns said in a livejournal post in arons defense "the ravens? morre like some wussy sparrow singing about a bunch of bull crap. I hate these wusses and I can't wait to show em what a real super bowl player looks like".

Looks like its going to be a real hoot and a holler* for fans of both teams!


*hoot and a holler is a name for a big game :)

majtner league [DLAyoff Preview: Saint Loose Carndals

davey freens reacts to beaitng pirates!
Well the Dirty Birds are back in the NLCS again.  No one ecpxpected the cardinals to dominate the division again after trading their number one boy Albert Poholtz to the Angels but low and behold they were able to slug their way to the top, including beating the NL centaral rivals The pitsborg pirates.  They faced Pirates again in the playoffs and put em to bed last night thanks to the work of staff ace Adam "Rufus" Waignrwright.   In the doug-out defensive wiz catcher Yader Malina told reporters "if they give out gold gloves for people like me they should give out sparkling arms for pitchers like my boy adam here".  Yorder then put his arm around adam and and they smiled and waynright said "I could not do it with you".

Will the carndols be able to take down the Hollywood Prettyboys and advance to the warld seires? Only time will tell, but with sparkling arms and golden gloves in tow, they sure look like the have a diamond chance :)

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

joe garrrani extended by yankees

once, twice, three times a yankee!

Yankos skipper joe garardi will be back next year, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the yaer after that, because he just signed a pinstriped contract for 4 years so he can stay in new york.  This neews might be sour information for cubs fans who hoped to lure garni in for the job left open after theo epsteen canned dale swayme, but it is happy news for all the players who have delveloped a father son relationship with big joe In the yankers dougout the past few years.

Reached for coment on his new deal with the yanks, girardi laughed with reporters, saying "its like cChristmas all over again , too bad i can't go ice skating in central park!" Everyone smiled and claped and said "we love you joe, congralts on your new contract, and many more!"  Fans are excited that maybe there will be a parade in the bronks to celebrate his new contract!


Monday, October 7, 2013

Major league playoff prievew: Atlana braves.


Its ben a topsy turvy year in atlanta but ted turners atleanta braves decided to WIN THE AL EAST!  They took a big gamble acquring junson upton from Diamond Backs, but could only do so by getting rid of randal delagodo and martin prado, but the gamble paid out BIG TIME!  Juston Uptin, Chipper Jones, Crisp Johnson and Tim hudson led the braves all the way to the tippy-top of the divsion and then some, having clinched there dvision way ahead of may peoples personal top pick "Washington Nationals".

The Bravos path to the world series isnt an easy one though, as they'll have to beat up on the Hollywood PrettyBoys (los angeles dodgers) who have Sports Boys favorite, the greatest closer of all time, Brian Wilson in their armory.  We'll see what happens!

Week 5 In review Paclekrs beats the Lions

hey lines talk to the hand! 22-9 gren bay
one of the oldast rivels in sports histry came to lambo field yesterday and, as everyone expceted, the packers took care of business humiliating the great city of detroit

Aaron rogers used his speedy legs to zoom past the sluggish defense of the lions and get mason crosby in to field goal range where he went a record 10 for 10!  Crusby was relieved at his returned success after an ugly year last year. In a postgame locker room interview Crosby was heard as saying "I'm so happy the power in my leg has returned, last year I was flubbing the field goals so much that my teammates called me Flubber."  Aaron Rogers confirmed Cosby's claim, telling reporters "we called him Flubber."

It wasnt all "golden legs" in green bay though. After the game it was reveield that Clay mathews emerged from the field a scathed man, having broken his thumb.  The jurny is still out on whether or not he will return to football.

OTher contributers were James Johns, Clay Mathew, Mike Mcarthy Jermychal Finley.